- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

HURT

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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