- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

a person who will soon die of beeties

So FDR walks into a bar.

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