- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Two women were sitting quietly.

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