How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Asians

i am and me is i

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Jebron Lames.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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