Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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THe Election

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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