200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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