Woman rights.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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your mother

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* anti-punchline

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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