What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

When is a door not a door? Never.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Me

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

breasts

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

My love life

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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