Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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PICKLES

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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