Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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they told me not to write here but i did

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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