What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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who is awesome? no one...

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I'm gay.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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