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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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