this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Please? No.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

L's I's that took Viagra.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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