There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why I am at the hospital now: True as it gets. I found on my working desk a small box of fluoride pills, I was like meh, but it said banana, strawberry, mint and pear, so I was like yeah! And grabbed a mouthful before going URGH! Then my friends entered laughing saying "I hope you do well on that test tomorrow!" So yeah, I passed out, and it turns out my "friends" (victims ill torture to they beg for death). 80 MG OF VALIUM!!! Yeah good trucking luck on my test eh? I nearly died twice, somehow, I think I should ask doc if my heart is okay or something, my head is fucked up the floor is all wavy and I cant differentiate numbers Seriously, one guy was gonna come visit say sorry, but he sent his girlfriend instead... My wife was so worried, that when I said: Mind if I have my vengeance by screwing his girlfriend? My wife said: I was so worried, you still okay? That actually sounds like a good scheme... So, yeah... I am typing this because, I am totally going to have a threesome... When and if my ever wakes up again... She agreed... She was always kinda into me but still! If you dont understand this, well... Next time, if you want to poison me, USE SOMETHING THAT KILLS ME! BECAUSE I WILL BE BACK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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