How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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