A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Rebecca Black.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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eden stop

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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