- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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