What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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