You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

whats the capital of congo famine

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

im at school

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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