- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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