- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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