What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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