- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Mitt Romney

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

no

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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