- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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