Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Thats what she said

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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