- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

I was so fat I went on a diet

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