You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Wright flyer

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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