- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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