- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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