- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

CHORGLUND

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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