- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

don't read this

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Vaginal secretions

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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