knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

your life

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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