- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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