- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

no pun intended

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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