What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Who is John Galt?

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I have a gay camel

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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