Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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sure!

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Justin Bieber

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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What's 9+10? 19.

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nice tits.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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