- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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