- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red violets should be purple

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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