What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Women's rights.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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