Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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