I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

You have friends

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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