- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Nickleback.

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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