Me Neither.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Bark I'm a tree

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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