a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Knock Know! Come in!

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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