Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

I once did something.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Your mom is so nice.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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