- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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