- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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