So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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