- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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