A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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a woman votes!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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