- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

kesha is a virgin.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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