- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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