Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Basically copying you.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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