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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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