I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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whats white and sticky glue

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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