What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What is white and black and red all over.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Rick Santorum 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

This is a joke.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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