- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

No soap radio

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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