- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

No because your face is really f***** up.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Do you like apples? Yes

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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