Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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women sports....

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asdf

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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