Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Anti Joke

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