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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

its funny cuz i laughed!

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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