how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Asians.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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