What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Get on your knees Ho

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Religionh

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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