Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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