Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

My name is Jeff

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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