When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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