- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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