What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Your text.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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