What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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