Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Basically copying you.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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whats white and sticky glue

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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