What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Women's Rights.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

My Boyfriend

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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