So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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knock knock no ones home

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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