But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

1+2 = 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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