What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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