What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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