Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

race-car = rac-ecar

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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