What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Sam Hengal.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A seal walks into a club.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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