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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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david poredos

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

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