What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

woman..parallel parking

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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