What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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