Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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