What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Asians

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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