- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

like most people my age. im 27

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