I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Winter

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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balls

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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