Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Anti Joke

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