- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid has no friends.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Where's the dick??? east

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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