why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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The game.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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