- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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