What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What happened to my sunglasses?

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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