why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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