- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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