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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Women's Rights.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Mitt Romney

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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