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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

copy me and i will kill you

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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