- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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