- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A man makes a sandwich.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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