Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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