Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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