- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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