This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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