- Anti Joke

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

y u no like me joke?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why do fat people commit suicide

My name is Jeff

so how about that irline food

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

im a willy bum bum

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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