oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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