Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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