- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

your no better than a cockroach

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Jeff

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

i just wrote this so hard

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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