knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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