- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Your grandma's cookies.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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